Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” 1st customer: “I’ll have tea.” 2nd customer: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!” The waiter returns. Waiter: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you’ll lose at least five Weiterlesen…