A man in a restaurant calls over to the waiter and says: “Waiter, there’s a fly in soup, is this kosher?” The waiter replies: “Of course it’s kosher. They came off the challah rolls and kolichel beef.”
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you’ll lose at least five Weiterlesen…