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A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman: “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”
She replies: “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”
The cop asks: “So what did you do about it?”
The old lady says: “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout ‘Give me $20 or it comes clean off!’.”
“That seems fair enough”, the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”
The old lady replies: “Not everyone pays…”

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