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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.
“Step out of the car”, says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”
“I can’t”, Jim responds, “you see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright”, says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either”, Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok”, the cop answers, “then I will need a urine sample.”
“Sorry”, says Jim, “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
The cop replies: “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”
“Can’t do that either”, responds Jim.
“Why not?”, demanded the exasperated cop.
Jim says: “Well, because I’m drunk!”

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