pirates

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories.
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked: “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked: “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked: “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said: “That’s not as impressive as the other two.”
“Aye”, the pirate answered, “it was me first day with the hook.”

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